The Best Dad Jokes – Wednesday Wit
I like terrible jokes, they always make me laugh or put a smile on my face. While most people roll their eyes or groan, I try to commit to memory so I can make people roll their eyes or groan in the future. Being a father of 2 now, I need to start archiving some Dad Jokes to bust out on them when they’re old enough to hate me for it.
Dad Jokes are the best because everyone knows someone who does it. It doesn’t have to be a dad, it could be an uncle, a brother, a sentient ape that thinks it’s hilarious, ya know, anyone with enough testosterone to not be funny.
The most timeless dad joke of all time is-
“Dad I’m hungry.”
“Hi Hungry, I’m dad!”
You’re already groaning aren’t you? Excellent! Then prepare yourself for a treat, best dad jokes ever.
Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Our wedding was so beautiful,
Even the cake was in tears.
I just watched a program about beavers,
It was the best dam thing I’ve ever seen.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He lout out a little wine.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.
And finally, everyone’s favorite Dad Joke Meme
Hope these brought a smile to your face. Tell me in the Comment’s below what some of your favorite dad jokes are!