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These Veteran’s Day Jokes Are Sure To Make You Smile – Wednesday Wit

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Veteran’s day is where we honor the Veteran’s of our country. Duh. They deserve the respect that they get too. They have done a lot for our country and have carried a huge burden for the people and politicians of our nation. Even if they didn’t agree with the politics behind it their sense of loyalty and duty to the people of the United States outweighed those concerns. They did their best to ensure our liberties and represent us in a positive way. Though our country receives a lot of flak for ‘policing the world’ we also get a lot of praise and support for assisting countries in need. So politics aside, here are some Veteran’s day photo’s to make you feel better. Support your veteran’s, shake their hand, thank them for their service!

Here is a list of every American War (or wars that we have participated in) ever.  Give it a look over and see all that our Veteran’s have accomplished.  Click Here!

Here is a focus on the 10 deadliest wars in American history.

American Revolutionary War – 1775-1783

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War of 1812 – ???

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Indian Wars – 1775-1891

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Mexican American War – 1846-1848

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Civil War – 1861-1865

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World War I – 1917-1918

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World War II – 1941-1945

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Korean War – 1950-1953

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Vietnam War – 1965-1973

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Iraq War – 2003-Present

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Well that’s it, I hope you had a few laughs.  Seriously, thank a soldier, we have one helluva country.

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Have a great Wednesday and Veteran’s Day!

 

 

 

The Best Dad Jokes – Wednesday Wit

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The Best Dad Jokes – Wednesday Wit

I like terrible jokes, they always make me laugh or put a smile on my face.  While most people roll their eyes or groan, I try to commit to memory so I can make people roll their eyes or groan in the future.  Being a father of 2 now, I need to start archiving some Dad Jokes to bust out on them when they’re old enough to hate me for it.

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Dad Jokes are the best because everyone knows someone who does it.  It doesn’t have to be a dad, it could be an uncle, a brother, a sentient ape that thinks it’s hilarious, ya know, anyone with enough testosterone to not be funny.

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The most timeless dad joke of all time is-

“Dad I’m hungry.”

“Hi Hungry, I’m dad!”

You’re already groaning aren’t you?  Excellent!  Then prepare yourself for a treat, best dad jokes ever.

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Why can’t you have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Our wedding was so beautiful,

Even the cake was in tears.

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I just watched a program about beavers,

It was the best dam thing I’ve ever seen.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He lout out a little wine.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones

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Dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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And finally, everyone’s favorite Dad Joke Meme

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Hope these brought a smile to your face.  Tell me in the Comment’s below what some of your favorite dad jokes are!

Happy Wednesday